Tugboat Calhoun is an unpopular podcast host, Illuminati apologist, and Barney Frank body-double.  He broadcasts from FEMA Region VII every Monday, answering your questions and telling you what he has determined you need to know.  Got a question or story (or hate mail) for Tugboat?  Email him at toottoot@tugboatcalhoun.com!

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